10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Fold and live to fold again
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.