10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek