10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Welcome to kicker school
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com