10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--