10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."