10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Fook the floosh droo!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi