10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is for loners.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water