10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "No river, no fish."
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The all-in play works everytime but once.