10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..