10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Welcome to kicker school
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Fish don't eat Nutz!