10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine