10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.