10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear