10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd