10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "No river, no fish."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• in the poker game of life women are the rake