10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.