10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Fold and live to fold again
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.