10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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