10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss