10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson