10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth