10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Welcome to kicker school
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)