10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez