10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim