10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• It's Free To Fold...
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak