10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• It's Free To Fold...
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.