10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.