10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek