10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs