10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.