10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker is for loners.