10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com