10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.