10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"