10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."