10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"