10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.