10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- It's Free To Fold...
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?