10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves