10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "No river, no fish."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers