10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT