10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.