10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson