10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz