10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.