10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow