10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!