10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--