10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water