10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "No river, no fish."